Anothe meme.
Catching up on more tags. This one by my sister, some time ago.
MEME. to fill in for your local neighbourhood loser.
INSTRUCTIONS :Copy this whole list into your journal. Bold the things that are true about you. Italic the things that you are unsure or partly true or wish was true. Whatever you don't bold is false.
THE QUIZ:
1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I don't watch much TV these days. – Actually, I don’t really watch much TV. Excluding NBA matches, of course.
3) I love olives. – Not really partial to olives, but I don’t hate them either.
4) I love sleeping. – Waste of time, really. I hate those moments when you have to blearily open your eyes and take in your surroundings.
5) I own lots of books. – My family reads quite a bit.
6) I wear glasses or contact lenses. – For a guy who aspires to look like John Lennon, my eyesight is actually pretty much near normal. I wear glasses to change the way I look, and on occasion, to make myself look silly. Which I do all the time, yes. Oh, whatever.
7) I love to play video games. – Used to is more like it. But then again, which ten-year old kid wouldn’t?
8) I've tried marijuana. – Lord knows about yours, but where I come from, they can hang you for having more than a little bit of the stuff. Malaysia is definitely not the place to do drugs.
9) I've watched porn movies. – To each his own, I suppose.
10) I have been in a threesome. – HAHA!
11) I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. – The compulsive, boastful, obsessive, indolent, jealousy-prone ex, maybe.
12) I believe honesty is usually the best policy. – Well, maybe.
13) I have acne free skin. – No, really. Those are. Um. Facial nipples? Okay, now that’s just disgusting.
14) I like and respect Al Sharpton. – Since almost everyone has no idea who or what Al Sharpton is, here you go:
“Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton Jr. (born October 3, 1954) is a Pentecostal minister, a political activist, civil rights activist and film actor. Sharpton sought the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States in 2004 but was seen as a perennial candidate.”
15) I curse frequently. – In college, especially among those young-blooded males, all standard exclamations and claimant confirmations are greeted with “…the Fuck?” to the extent where the word itself is slowly losing its hold on being a swearword.
16) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. – We all change.
17) I have a hobby.
18) I've been told I have a nice butt. – Under construction? Oh ha ha you.
19) I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. – Why bother? Back then everyone kept stealing everything from my pencilbox.
20) I'm really, really smart. – This sentence is an accident just waiting to happen.
21) I've broken someone's bones. – When I was but a little lad, my mother carried me and broke her thumb. Go ahead. Laugh.
22) I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. – I get the feeling that if someone asked me just the right question, I would break down and tell it.
23) I hate the rain. – Rain makes the grass grow, yes. But those of you who say you like the rain have probably never been jolted out of your sleep to rush down, brave pelting, freezing missiles of water, to collect bedraggled items of clothing and finally fanning them the whole afternoon in a vain attempt to get them to some semblance of what they were.
24) I'm paranoid at times. – Paranoia is my middle name, I’m afraid.
25) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free. – Riight. I always get this “Igor!! It’s ALIIIVVEEE” notion.
26) I need money right now. – I am content.
27) I love sushi. – I like sushi side dishes. Not that sure about sushi, though.
28) I talk really, really fast. – Worse – I swallow my words. To the same effect.
29) I have fresh breath in the morning. – Show me a man who emboldens this and I’ll show you a neurotic narcissist.
30) I have semi-long hair. – I wish?
31) I have lost money in Las Vegas. – We have Genting, you know.
32) I have at least one brother and/or one sister. – Cool.
33) I was born in a country outside of the US. – I’m getting the feeling that the composer of this meme must have been a big fan of Al Sharpton.
34) I shave my legs. – No, I am not gay. And even if I was, I don’t think gay people shave them either.
35) I have a twin. – What for? I‘d just have another person to hate.
36) I have worn fake hair/nails/eyelashes in the past. – Everyone’s an actor, after all.
37) I couldn't survive without Caller ID. – Contrary to popular belief, I’ not THAT popular. Wah hah ha.
38) I like the way that I look. – If the body truly was a wonderland, mine would be the Ripley’s Believe It or Not booth.
39) I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
40) I know how to do cornrows. - I wish.
41) I am usually pessimistic. – Only to myself.
42) I have mood swings.
43) I think prostitution should be legalized.
44) I think Britney Spears is hot. – Then there are times when she looks like a dyke.
45) I have cheated on a significant other in the past.
46) I have a hidden talent. – I can make water come out of my nose when I drink at the water fountain, and so keep it up indefinitely to disgust the hell out of other people. Wait, is that a talent?
47) I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. – Never. Really. Hyper.
48) I think that I'm popular. – If that was worded ‘I think I’m a poplar’, maybe.
49) I am currently single.
50) I have kissed someone of the same sex. – No details, as of yet.
51) I enjoy talking on the phone. – Depends who the person is, usually.
52) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53) I love to shop. – I despise it with a passion…okay, maybe not. Only when it’s shopping for something useful. Like skulls! Hee hee.
54) I would rather shop than eat! – What a joke. I mean, even the malls have restaurants.
55) I would classify myself as ghetto.
56) I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57) I'm obsessed with my xanga. – Xanga?? Was blocked in my college. So sad.
58) I don't hate anyone. – Except myself at times.
59) I'm a pretty good dancer. – Again on that ‘I wish was true' list.
60) I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. – I don’t know or particularly care about American lifestyle. I’ve been too jaded by television shows.
61) I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. – But sometimes mom is embarassed to be associated with me. Then again, it happens to everyone when I’m felling dapper. Haha.
62) I have a cell phone.
63) I hate my boyfriends' ex-girlfriends. – They’re mostly okay. I suppose.
64) I watch MTV on a daily basis. – Almost!
65) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. – yep. Nothing to be proud of, though.
66) I love drama.
67) I have never been in a real relationship before. -Real? Hmm.
68) I've rejected someone before. – Oh it was so complicated. It turned out to be a farce later.
69) I currently have a crush on someone.
70) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. - I want to keep a rabbit that doesn’t die on me. That was one of my dreams.
71) I want to have children in the future. – We’ll have to wait and see.
72) I have changed a diaper before.
73) I've had the cops called on me before.
74) I bite my nails. – the edges of the nails.
75) I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. – You Americans. Always obsessing over your own opulence. For the record, Tom Green was an ex of Drew Barrymore, one of the trio in ‘Charlie’s Angels’.
76) I'm not allergic to anything. – I am.
77) I have a lot to learn. – Duh.
78) I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger than me. – Oh come on. At my age, it would mean either a nine-year old date (Child pornography) or a twenty-nine year old. (no chance)
79) I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie. – Ice Cube is an African-American (surprise!) actor and rapper. The original “Friday” filem, directed by him in 1995, became a cult classic in the black community.
80) I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes.
81) I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
.
82) I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83) I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
84) I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
86) I have avoided assignments at work to be on Blogger. – The reason I set up my blog was to find an excuse not to study in the library.
87) When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbour or chum.
88) I enjoy some country music. – Keith Urban is good.
89) I love my best friends. – I would, if I had a best friend. I just don’t believe in that best friend concept.
90) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. – Of course, in this deprived, backwater tropical country, where they dress their pizza with fermented prawn paste on whim, you never know.
91) I watch soap operas whenever I can. - Don't you just love Pearl Drama?...NOT. Though I must admit, it is pretty easy to get hooked.
92) I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist. – I do both extremes.
93) I have used my sexuality to advance my career. -
94) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95) I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story". – I do now. It’s quite touching, actually.
96) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. – Halloween is about the only time when I do serious shopping.
Note: I ‘m not gothic, really. I just like skulls. It was an obsession that started when I was young and carried on. Don’t ask me why. Maybe it was an attempt to look cool. Only thing I know is that it’s stuck now.
97) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. – I hate most Nickelodeon-style cartoons. They scare me, with their blue noses and splayed teeth and pupilless eyes and colored tongues and nightmarish contortionst forms.
99) I'm happy as of this moment. – Yeah, baby.
100) I have wet dreams. – I don’t know.
MEME. to fill in for your local neighbourhood loser.
INSTRUCTIONS :Copy this whole list into your journal. Bold the things that are true about you. Italic the things that you are unsure or partly true or wish was true. Whatever you don't bold is false.
THE QUIZ:
1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I don't watch much TV these days. – Actually, I don’t really watch much TV. Excluding NBA matches, of course.
3) I love olives. – Not really partial to olives, but I don’t hate them either.
4) I love sleeping. – Waste of time, really. I hate those moments when you have to blearily open your eyes and take in your surroundings.
5) I own lots of books. – My family reads quite a bit.
6) I wear glasses or contact lenses. – For a guy who aspires to look like John Lennon, my eyesight is actually pretty much near normal. I wear glasses to change the way I look, and on occasion, to make myself look silly. Which I do all the time, yes. Oh, whatever.
7) I love to play video games. – Used to is more like it. But then again, which ten-year old kid wouldn’t?
8) I've tried marijuana. – Lord knows about yours, but where I come from, they can hang you for having more than a little bit of the stuff. Malaysia is definitely not the place to do drugs.
9) I've watched porn movies. – To each his own, I suppose.
10) I have been in a threesome. – HAHA!
11) I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. – The compulsive, boastful, obsessive, indolent, jealousy-prone ex, maybe.
12) I believe honesty is usually the best policy. – Well, maybe.
13) I have acne free skin. – No, really. Those are. Um. Facial nipples? Okay, now that’s just disgusting.
14) I like and respect Al Sharpton. – Since almost everyone has no idea who or what Al Sharpton is, here you go:
“Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton Jr. (born October 3, 1954) is a Pentecostal minister, a political activist, civil rights activist and film actor. Sharpton sought the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States in 2004 but was seen as a perennial candidate.”
15) I curse frequently. – In college, especially among those young-blooded males, all standard exclamations and claimant confirmations are greeted with “…the Fuck?” to the extent where the word itself is slowly losing its hold on being a swearword.
16) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. – We all change.
17) I have a hobby.
18) I've been told I have a nice butt. – Under construction? Oh ha ha you.
19) I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. – Why bother? Back then everyone kept stealing everything from my pencilbox.
20) I'm really, really smart. – This sentence is an accident just waiting to happen.
21) I've broken someone's bones. – When I was but a little lad, my mother carried me and broke her thumb. Go ahead. Laugh.
22) I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. – I get the feeling that if someone asked me just the right question, I would break down and tell it.
23) I hate the rain. – Rain makes the grass grow, yes. But those of you who say you like the rain have probably never been jolted out of your sleep to rush down, brave pelting, freezing missiles of water, to collect bedraggled items of clothing and finally fanning them the whole afternoon in a vain attempt to get them to some semblance of what they were.
24) I'm paranoid at times. – Paranoia is my middle name, I’m afraid.
25) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free. – Riight. I always get this “Igor!! It’s ALIIIVVEEE” notion.
26) I need money right now. – I am content.
27) I love sushi. – I like sushi side dishes. Not that sure about sushi, though.
28) I talk really, really fast. – Worse – I swallow my words. To the same effect.
29) I have fresh breath in the morning. – Show me a man who emboldens this and I’ll show you a neurotic narcissist.
30) I have semi-long hair. – I wish?
31) I have lost money in Las Vegas. – We have Genting, you know.
32) I have at least one brother and/or one sister. – Cool.
33) I was born in a country outside of the US. – I’m getting the feeling that the composer of this meme must have been a big fan of Al Sharpton.
34) I shave my legs. – No, I am not gay. And even if I was, I don’t think gay people shave them either.
35) I have a twin. – What for? I‘d just have another person to hate.
36) I have worn fake hair/nails/eyelashes in the past. – Everyone’s an actor, after all.
37) I couldn't survive without Caller ID. – Contrary to popular belief, I’ not THAT popular. Wah hah ha.
38) I like the way that I look. – If the body truly was a wonderland, mine would be the Ripley’s Believe It or Not booth.
39) I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
40) I know how to do cornrows. - I wish.
41) I am usually pessimistic. – Only to myself.
42) I have mood swings.
43) I think prostitution should be legalized.
44) I think Britney Spears is hot. – Then there are times when she looks like a dyke.
45) I have cheated on a significant other in the past.
46) I have a hidden talent. – I can make water come out of my nose when I drink at the water fountain, and so keep it up indefinitely to disgust the hell out of other people. Wait, is that a talent?
47) I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. – Never. Really. Hyper.
48) I think that I'm popular. – If that was worded ‘I think I’m a poplar’, maybe.
49) I am currently single.
50) I have kissed someone of the same sex. – No details, as of yet.
51) I enjoy talking on the phone. – Depends who the person is, usually.
52) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53) I love to shop. – I despise it with a passion…okay, maybe not. Only when it’s shopping for something useful. Like skulls! Hee hee.
54) I would rather shop than eat! – What a joke. I mean, even the malls have restaurants.
55) I would classify myself as ghetto.
56) I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57) I'm obsessed with my xanga. – Xanga?? Was blocked in my college. So sad.
58) I don't hate anyone. – Except myself at times.
59) I'm a pretty good dancer. – Again on that ‘I wish was true' list.
60) I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. – I don’t know or particularly care about American lifestyle. I’ve been too jaded by television shows.
61) I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. – But sometimes mom is embarassed to be associated with me. Then again, it happens to everyone when I’m felling dapper. Haha.
62) I have a cell phone.
63) I hate my boyfriends' ex-girlfriends. – They’re mostly okay. I suppose.
64) I watch MTV on a daily basis. – Almost!
65) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. – yep. Nothing to be proud of, though.
66) I love drama.
67) I have never been in a real relationship before. -Real? Hmm.
68) I've rejected someone before. – Oh it was so complicated. It turned out to be a farce later.
69) I currently have a crush on someone.
70) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. - I want to keep a rabbit that doesn’t die on me. That was one of my dreams.
71) I want to have children in the future. – We’ll have to wait and see.
72) I have changed a diaper before.
73) I've had the cops called on me before.
74) I bite my nails. – the edges of the nails.
75) I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. – You Americans. Always obsessing over your own opulence. For the record, Tom Green was an ex of Drew Barrymore, one of the trio in ‘Charlie’s Angels’.
76) I'm not allergic to anything. – I am.
77) I have a lot to learn. – Duh.
78) I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger than me. – Oh come on. At my age, it would mean either a nine-year old date (Child pornography) or a twenty-nine year old. (no chance)
79) I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie. – Ice Cube is an African-American (surprise!) actor and rapper. The original “Friday” filem, directed by him in 1995, became a cult classic in the black community.
80) I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes.
81) I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
.
82) I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83) I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
84) I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
86) I have avoided assignments at work to be on Blogger. – The reason I set up my blog was to find an excuse not to study in the library.
87) When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbour or chum.
88) I enjoy some country music. – Keith Urban is good.
89) I love my best friends. – I would, if I had a best friend. I just don’t believe in that best friend concept.
90) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. – Of course, in this deprived, backwater tropical country, where they dress their pizza with fermented prawn paste on whim, you never know.
91) I watch soap operas whenever I can. - Don't you just love Pearl Drama?...NOT. Though I must admit, it is pretty easy to get hooked.
92) I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist. – I do both extremes.
93) I have used my sexuality to advance my career. -
94) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95) I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story". – I do now. It’s quite touching, actually.
96) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. – Halloween is about the only time when I do serious shopping.
Note: I ‘m not gothic, really. I just like skulls. It was an obsession that started when I was young and carried on. Don’t ask me why. Maybe it was an attempt to look cool. Only thing I know is that it’s stuck now.
97) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. – I hate most Nickelodeon-style cartoons. They scare me, with their blue noses and splayed teeth and pupilless eyes and colored tongues and nightmarish contortionst forms.
99) I'm happy as of this moment. – Yeah, baby.
100) I have wet dreams. – I don’t know.
posted by Jokken at
12:01 AM
1 Comments:
u kissed som1 of d same sex within d past 6months?!?!?! i dun rmb u kissin me at all within d past 6months!!! jon!!! i cant believe ur actually cheatin on me!!! how cud u?!?!? ^.^ =Pp newayz.. alot of INTERESTIN stuff in there. hehe.. u shud post more of tat sorta stuff =Pp
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